wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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