I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
should my penis look like a turkey
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there