I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
should my penis look like a turkey
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there