I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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