i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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