were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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