No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Your cock deserves a montage
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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