Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Randomize