I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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