He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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