Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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