Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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