come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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