Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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