Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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