I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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