ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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