so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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