ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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