Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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