so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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