I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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