At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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