Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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