Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
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I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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