So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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