a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I didn't notice because vodka
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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