Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
