My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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