i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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