Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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