my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Randomize
