who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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