Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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