About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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