gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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