just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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