When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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