whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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