Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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