her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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