I hate all girls vehemently.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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