He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize