Last Night in Oklahoma (918)

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  We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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  I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this

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  Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.

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  We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas

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  I thank god almighty everyday

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  please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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  Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that

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  He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl

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  Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.

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  Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.

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  Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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  I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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  I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.

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  Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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  like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.

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