I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done