We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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