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  I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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  Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.

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  she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.

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  I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

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  enter at your own risk

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  I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

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  he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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  Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.

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  Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?

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  do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.

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  I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.

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  ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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  100 blowjobs

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  no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob

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  We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk

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  Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.

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