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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.

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(765): I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday. http://tfl.nu/lb5a

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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.

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(765): I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it. http://tfl.nu/7uod

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sex in a tree stand. check.

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you lucky bastard

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(317): sex in a tree stand. check. (765): you lucky bastard http://tfl.nu/avsw

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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no

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(765): I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no http://tfl.nu/iykq

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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition

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(765): That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition http://tfl.nu/31mo

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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...

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(765): He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina... http://tfl.nu/78ky

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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.

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(765): Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake. http://tfl.nu/5qrv

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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed

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(765): She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed http://tfl.nu/bbsg

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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?

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(765): Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots? http://tfl.nu/q4x4

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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.

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No I didn't. Whiskey did.

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(765): You wore a man's plastic top hat last night. (574): No I didn't. Whiskey did. http://tfl.nu/63th

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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?

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(765): Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband? http://tfl.nu/o4li

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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.

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(765): After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself. http://tfl.nu/i4wo

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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.

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And an everlasting friendship

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(765): So that's all you want from me. Easy ass. (1-765): And an everlasting friendship http://tfl.nu/o4sh

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this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

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call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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(323): this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude (765): call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing http://tfl.nu/wjo2

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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.

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(765): Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence. http://tfl.nu/7p55

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