i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.