I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.