Last Night in California (650)

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  It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.

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  I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history

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  just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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  Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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  ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person

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  OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.

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  in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",

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  at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running

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  I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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  Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"

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  I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.

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  I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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  the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i

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  Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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