Last Night in North Carolina (919)

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  I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.

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  All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death

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  I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...

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  Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.

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  The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.

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  He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.

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  Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.

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  Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.

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  I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.

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  I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.

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  Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.

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  I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...

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  it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.

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  It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do

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  You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

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