And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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