Last Night in Tennessee (615)

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  Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.

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  My breath smells like dick and biscuits..

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  After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean

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  What are you doing tomorrow?

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  Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.

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  I got married tonight..

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  I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.

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  The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks

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  congrats on being the token straight people in our group.

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  I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.

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  Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it

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  No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.

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  He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.

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  The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday

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  THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression

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  He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.

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