we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
