Last Night in Michigan (734)

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  What happened?

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  New Orleans

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  Every time

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  So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.

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  I can't adult today.

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  Take a nap and try again

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  I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.

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  I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.

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  Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick

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  He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife

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  His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?

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  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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  I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.

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  Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint

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  It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise

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  hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.

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  What happened to no more shots?

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  It went out the window just like my dreams

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  P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.

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