Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.